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Vee Are Sinking

6/30/2012

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Our Society is Doomed

6/23/2012

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New sign at Wal-Mart in Alabama:

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I No Longer Feel Quite So Stupid

6/18/2012

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Southern Grandmother On The Witness Stand

6/3/2012

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Lawyers should never as a Southern grandma a question if they aren't    
prepared for the answer. 

In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first    
witness, a grandmotherly elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and    
asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know me?"  She responded, "Why, yes, I do     know
you, Mr. Desmond.  I've known you since you were a young boy     and frankly,
You've been a big disappointment to me.  You lie, you cheat     on your wife and
you manipulate people and talk about them behind their     backs.  You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to     realize you never will
amount to anything more than a two-bit, paper     pusher.  Yes, I know
you."

The lawyer was stunned!  Not knowing what else to do, he pointed     across
and asked, Mrs. Sanders, do you know the defense attorney?"  She     again
replied, "Why, yes, I do.  I've known Mr. Cristofaro, since he was     a
youngster, too.  He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking     problem.  He
can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his law     practice is one of
the worst in the entire state.  Not to mention he     cheated on his wife with
three women.  One of them is your wife.      Yes, I know him."  The defense
attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and in a very quiet   
 voice, "If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you to the 
 electric chair."
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