Final Word on Nutrition and Health

For  those of you who watch what you eat, here's
the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after
all those conflicting nutritional studies:

1. The Japanese eat very
little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat
lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.



CONCLUSION:  Eat and drink what you like.Speaking English is
apparently what kills you.