The Glass Eye

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at
the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the
nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out
of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air, and hands it back.

'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman says as she
pops her eye back in place.

'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to
you,' she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards
they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place
for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time...

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings... The guy is amazed.
Everything had been SO incredible!

'You know,' he said, 'you are the
perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?'

'No,' she
replies. . . You just happened to catch my eye!