Working people frequently ask retired people what they
do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd might
like to see what happened to me last week.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a horse turd. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give
a crap. My car was parked around the corner. I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important at my
age.
do to make their days interesting. Thought you'd might
like to see what happened to me last week.
I went to the store the other day. I was only in there
for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a city
cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how
about giving a senior a break?" He ignored me and
continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket
for having worn tires. So I called him a horse turd. He finished the second ticket and put
it on the windshield with the first. Then he
started writing a third ticket
This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I
abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give
a crap. My car was parked around the corner. I try
to have a little fun each day. It's important at my
age.